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September 14, 2007
I Had a Choice to Make...

...I could listen to a Hillary Clinton speech, or have two root canals done.

It was really no contest...

Now, anyone know how to kill the pain of two root canals?

Posted by Mark Noonan at 04:26 PM | Comments (34) | Track



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Posted by: sleepygene [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 04:38 PM


Gene,

Ibuprofin 800's is what they gave me...and, man, oh man, does my jaw hurt!

Posted by: Mark Noonan [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 04:40 PM


Mark, call them and ask for a stronger pain reliever. Vicodin, at least.

Posted by: Freedom1 [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 04:48 PM


First off Mark, why aren't you taking better care of your teeth? Did you grow up in a zoo....LOL!!

Posted by: navydad [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 04:50 PM


A snifter or three of Laphroaig 30yr or stick your finger in a light socket; your jaw will still hurt but you'll be unconscious.

Posted by: Dasein Libsbane [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 04:53 PM


DL,

ROFL,

Navydad,

Apparantly - I've no one to blame but myself.

Posted by: Mark Noonan [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 05:00 PM


Freedom,

Its starting to work...problem is that it hurts when I talk, and me not talking is a rather difficult thing.

Posted by: Mark Noonan [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 05:02 PM


"I want a nice slow root canal. No novacaine."

Said by a movie character portrayed by Steve Martin. I've forgotten which movie.

Posted by: Bigfoot [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 05:10 PM


On second thought, toughen up ya' big sissy girly-man!

Why, in my day we didn't have no fancy tooth doctors; we jus' paid the Vet an extra $5 to punch us in the face and knock the damn tooth out!

Posted by: Dasein Libsbane [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 05:11 PM


"Why, in my day we didn't have no fancy tooth doctors; we jus' paid the Vet an extra $5 to punch us in the face and knock the damn tooth out!"

In my day, we never would have hired someone else to pull a tooth. We would have pulled the tooth ourselves and then gone back to work.

Posted by: Casper [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 06:10 PM


I didn't think anyone could be more annoying to listen to than Kerry, but Hillary is even worse.

Posted by: clark smith at September 14, 2007 06:13 PM


Oh yeah? Well in my day we didn’t have jobs, we’d jus’ work th’ fields from sun up to sun down and prey that someone would give us a piece of rope to chew on fer supper!

Ma' own momma give birth ta' me 'tween the cabbage an' the peaches an' I was 'spected to fill a bushel o' one or 'tother afore ma first supper!

Posted by: Dasein Libsbane [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 06:25 PM


Okay, you win. To top that I would have to make something up.

Posted by: Casper [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 06:40 PM


ROTFLMAO! Seriously!

Posted by: Dasein Libsbane [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 06:50 PM


Hope you get to feeling better, Mark!

When you have to have another root canal, you might consider some Ultram.ER - it's pretty strong, but it will do the trick ... Caution though, it's a narcotic of sorts.

God bless!

Jeremiah

Posted by: Jeremiah [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 08:54 PM


Excellent non-political humor; too bad our troll-puke friends can't attempt humor without demeaning our President or our troops.

If only they had some troops of their own. Then we could demean them.

Posted by: 1H8L1BS and I'm a Grammar Nazi, and btw, Ted Nugen [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 08:55 PM


A couple of root canals? Poor baby.

I suppose it's inappropriate for me to weigh in on this topic, but inappropriateness hasn't stopped me before, so I will -- MY FREAKIN' FINGER STILL HURTS! A lot.

Heck, I couldn't let the pathos stop "afore ma first supper!" Lol!

Posted by: Ricorun [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 09:25 PM


Ricorun,

As the day has worn on, it has become clear to me that having both root canals done on one day was not the brightest idea I ever had...

Posted by: Mark Noonan [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 09:28 PM


Jeremiah,

Thanks - it really does hurt quite a lot. I'm a tough, he-man kinda guy (as least as far as any of you know), so I'm just gonna rub some dirt on it and get back in the game...

Posted by: Mark Noonan [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 09:29 PM


Mark, boo hoo. To both of us.

Posted by: Ricorun [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 09:34 PM


Mark and Rico,
Welcome to middle age. As my 83 year old mother says, "Old age isn't for wusses." All I can say is (this is what I tell my students) "You will feel better when the pain goes away."

Posted by: Casper [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 09:50 PM


"it has become clear to me that having both root canals done on one day was not the brightest idea I ever had..."

But look on the bright side, Mark. It could have been worse: you could have listened to two Hillary Clinton speeches in the same day!

Posted by: JPL [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 10:04 PM


JPL,

Oh, the pain, the pain!!!! Just thinking of it makes me want to drive a needle into my gum line...

Posted by: Mark Noonan [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 10:09 PM


Casper,

Or the other variety: "Think how good that will feel when it stops hurting"

Posted by: Mark Noonan [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 10:10 PM


Ahhhh, Friday night levity, with no troll pukes. What a great night!!!

Posted by: 1H8L1BS and I'm a Grammar Nazi, and btw, Ted Nugen [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 10:15 PM


You know Mark, we can both talk tough, but to be honest, my wife has twice the tolerance for pain that I do. She must have since she has put up with me for 33 years. LOL!

Posted by: Casper [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 10:15 PM


"Ahhhh, Friday night levity, with no troll pukes. What a great night!!!"

keefer,
For me it's been a great week. I made a positive impact on a bunch of students (I bounced a beach ball globe off their heads). LOL
Sorry if I'm getting silly, but it really was a great week.

Posted by: Casper [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 10:27 PM


Rico,

I hurt my finger too ... wanna know how?

Well, the other day I was using a file, while sharpening a hoof knife, and went too far with it, and slit my finger wide open ... I did sorta the same thing a couple years ago, when I had the knife in my back pocket, when I went to pull it out...I did'nt know it, and had ahold of the blade, and cut my finger really bad, of course then, it was the winter time, and my fingers were numb from the cold, and I had'nt realized I cut it until after I seen red spots all over the place ... I said to myself, "where did all that come from?," and finally looked, and it was my hand, after my hands warmed up, it hurt soooo bad!!

Sssshew! Mercy!

Jeremiah

Posted by: Jeremiah [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 11:16 PM


so I'm just gonna rub some dirt on it and get back in the game

Mark,

I know what you mean, I've had that for a long time, it's hard to kick,lol.

Jeremiah

Posted by: Jeremiah [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 11:25 PM


The pain from root canals will end in a short time.

The pain inflicted by Hillary would go on for years!

AAR

Posted by: AAR [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 14, 2007 11:41 PM


By george, I think I've got it....root canals for all dems..on the house!! I'll even pitch in a few bucks to see Ted Kennundrunk go first. But I want to play the dentist....LOL!

Posted by: navydad [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 15, 2007 10:11 AM


Good god! No wonder the Republican party is in such bad shape. You people are STUPID!

Just a quick lesson; A root canal removes the part of the tooth that can cause pain - the nerve. Ergo, unless there is a post procedure infection, there ain't no pain.

What a bunch of maroons.

Posted by: 3moreyears [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 15, 2007 08:25 PM


I'll even pitch in a few bucks to see Ted Kennundrunk go first. But I want to play the dentist....LOL!

navydad, we could get that guy from Marathon Man to do the dentistry on ol' Ted. "Is it safe?"

3moron, get a life. We were, and still are, having a little lighthearted levity, without you troll pukes. Go have another hit of X. And lose the "maroon," moron...

Posted by: 1H8L1BS and I'm a Grammar Nazi, and btw, Ted Nugen [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 16, 2007 01:36 AM


Good God! Liberals are a dour bunch!

Wassamatta, 3more? Are my riches making you feel (more) like a loser?

Btw, my equities gained another $6,000 since September 1, and my house rose in value by 3% this summer. How's that soup kitchen workin' out for ya'?

Posted by: Dasein Libsbane [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 16, 2007 03:32 PM