Look forward to seeing the video, Matt.

Perhaps at the same time you could dig up the police report on [Florida State] Rep. Bob Allen (R) who was caught in a Titusville park restroom offering to pay an undercover police officer to allow him to perform oral sex on him.

What is it with all of these Republican men? Why do so many of them preach moral values and yet are completely immoral in their private lives?

I like this take one blogger had on the excuse Allen offered:-

"This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park," said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando Sentinel. Allen went on to say he was afraid of becoming a "statistic."

I guess this raises the question of whether if you thought you were about to get mugged by a group of stocky black guys, your first plan of escape would be to try to give one of them oral sex. But I guess maybe you had to be there.

* Republican legislator Ted Klaudt was charged with raping girls under the age of 16.

* Republican city councilman Joseph Monteleone Jr. was found guilty of fondling underage girls.

* Republican congressional aide Jeffrey Nielsen was arrested for having sex with a 14-year old boy.

* Republican County Commissioner Patrick Lee McGuire surrendered to police after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13.

* Republican prosecutor Larry Corrigan was arrested for soliciting sex from 13-year old girls.

* Republican Mayor Jeffrey Kyle Randall was sentenced to 275 days in jail for molesting two boys -- ages ten and 12 -- during a six-year period.

* Republican County Board Candidate Brent Schepp was charged with molesting a 14-year old girl and killed himself three days later.

* Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy.

* Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet.

* Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed to molesting a 13-year old girl.

* Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd pleaded guilty to charges of soliciting sex from an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable.

* Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

* Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy.

* Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business.

* Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano pleaded guilty to fondling a 14-year-old girl.

* Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls.

* Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester.

* Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

* Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet.

* Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls.

* Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

* Republican Committeeman John R. Curtin was convicted of molesting an underage teenage boy and sentenced to serve six to 18 months in prison.

* Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

* Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered.

* Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

* Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

* Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

* Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

* Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

* Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of whom appeared in an anti-Gore television commercial.

* Republican fundraiser Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

* Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

* Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

* Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

* Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

* Republican campaign chairman Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child and was arrested again five years later on the same charge.

* Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

* Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

* Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer.

* Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

* Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

* Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

* Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

* Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

* Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced prison after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

* Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

* Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

* Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

Morphodite

We could cut-n-paste the hundreds of Dem. criminals, but we really only need to post one...the biggest criminal in the history of the WH.

The only president ever impeached strictly on grounds of personal malfeasance
Most convictions and guilty pleas
Most Cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
Most witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine who have been convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47
Number of these convictions during Clinton's presidency: 33
Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61
Number of congressional witnesses who have pled the Fifth Amendment, fled the country to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed: 122 (9/99)
Estimated number of witnesses quoted in FBI files misappropriated by the White House: 18,000
Number of witnesses who developed medical problems at critical points in Clinton scandals investigation (Tucker, Hale, both McDougals, Lindsey): 5
Problem areas listed in a memo by Clinton's own lawyer in preparation for the president's defense: 40
Number of witnesses and critics of Clinton subjected to IRS audit: 45
Number of names placed in a White House secret database without the knowledge of those named: c. 200,000
Number of women involved with Clinton who claim to have been physically threatened: 5 (Sally Perdue, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Linda Tripp, Elizabeth Ward Gracen)
Number of men involved in the Clinton scandals who have been beaten up or claimed to have been intimidated: 9
Number of times Hillary Clinton said "I don't recall" or its equivalent in a statement to a House investigating committee: 50
Number of times Bill Clinton said "I don't recall" or its equivalent in the released portions of the his testimony on Paula Jones: 271
Number of times John Huang took the Fifth Amendment in answer to questions during a Judicial Watch deposition: 1,000 Larry corrected this figure and says it has grown to 1934 and with more testimony to come is expected to exceed 2000 and become "a new indoor world record".
Visits made to the White House by investigation subjects Johnny Chung, James Riady, John Huang, and Charlie Trie. 160
Number of campaign contributors who got overnights at the White House in the two years before the 1996 election: 577

Go Nixon!

Posted by navydad at August 7, 2007 01:57 PM

What's the matter, navydad, couldn't you find cases of child molestation to add to Clinton's history of criminal activity?

I guess this raises the question of whether if you thought you were about to get mugged by a group of stocky black guys, your first plan of escape would be to try to give one of them oral sex. But I guess maybe you had to be there.
Posted by: Canadian Observer.

CO,
Didn't you know that is the first line of defense for all white guys when you think you are about to get mugged by stocky black guys?
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/orl-allentape0307aug03,0,1892734.story

Wow, you can't write fiction any better then this.

Stevocar, I think that when you learn to plant corn properly, then you'll have the privledge of posting here. Until then, backyard farmers that don't undertstand the concept of "yield" are banned...LOL!

Navydad,

Its nice to know I am in your head rent free. :)

Its quite telling how quickly you resort to personal attacks. ;)

Rent free.....

Five of our young people died in the Iraq Civil War yesterday. Using the Senate Seal in a video; give me a break.

Five of our young people died in the Iraq Civil War yesterday. Firing a mere eight U.S. attorneys; give me a break.

Rent free is a good thing Stevo!! But, if you're calling me on the carpet for insults, look in the mirror first..please.

The reason I mentioned how poor your corn crop looked on your Type key profile page is that since you've planted over eight inches apart, cross-pollination isn't as effective as when they're "bunched" tighter. Production and yields are greater (for organic or non-organic)when "bunched", however, it appears you're happy with low yieds and lesser quality corn...is it sweet corn or feed corn? Either way, lower yields are typically due to a lack of experience....with no disrespect intended.

FYI, my family got out of farming when the price of Southern California land became way to profitable to stay in a dying industry.

Navy,
You can tell the quality of corn from that tiny photo?
Maybe I need better glasses. Maybe you are staring at it too long. ;)

Aside from that..You genuinely do not know what you are talking about. The yield is not dependent on "bunched" planting (I'm not sure what you are even talking about.)
You honestly think 8 inches makes a difference? The space planting depends on the variety of seed. Get a GMO corn seed and you plant 2 inches apart and dump 100#/AC NO3N. Use sweet king seed and try doing the same thing with organic matter and watch what happens. ;)

What did you do? Read that 8in 'fact' on a garden website or something?

Morphie's list was a whopping 0.0008% of the number of Republicans who reelected President Bush in '04. Wow, Morphine, that's a lot, huh?

Five of our young people died in the GWOT yesterday; the Donkaroaches raised the minimum wage and renamed a bunch of post offices this year. Give me a break, Plainstupidjane...

KCJ-

Firing 8 US attorneys in mid term for not doing your party's political biding, then lying about it, thus destroying forever the faith the American people have in the office of highest law enforcement officer in the country vs. using the Senate Seal in a video. Give us all a break and resign.

What's the matter, navydad, couldn't you find cases of child molestation to add to Clinton's history of criminal activity?

What's with your, and Morphine's, fascination with child molestation, CO? Are you two card-carrying members of NAMBLA?

Just experience Stevo...just experience.

Like I said, I've been away from farming--a good thing--for thirty-years, but I can still spot a poor stand of corn when I see one....sorry if it offends you. That's why I asked if it's sweet or feed corn, since planting specs vary depending on the type.

BTW, "bunching" is a method for largest possible yield, especially for feed corn where no thinning is required. Sweet corn dims., as you've mentioned depends on the seed.

Interesting;
But if you really want to go republican vs democrat, just list the top 5 democrats and their crimes.
Since the top 100 republicans already have had their entire life history examined and no criminal charges {that actually led to a conviction} and please do not count the Libby
farce. We all know who should be in jail.

Oh nevermind it doesnt matter what they do does it!

Posted by: keefer at August 7, 2007 05:30 PM

Just find it unsettling that those Republican representatives who try to publicly project themselves as highly moral characters are in fact, hypocrites, and are hiding their true nature. I am sure this odorous behavior is not entirely restricted to Republicans, but there does seem to be a high number of them getting caught as they say 'with their pants down'.

The sad part is, of course, the unprotected children who become victims of these vermin.

I hope, keefer, that you are just as outraged as anyone when children are molested. Believe me, this is no joking matter.

I hope, keefer, that you are just as outraged as anyone when children are molested. Believe me, this is no joking matter.

I wasn't joking--what's up with you, Morphine, and child molestation?

Personally, I put pedophiles right up there with murderers and rapists. I don't believe they can be rehabilitated; therefore, they should have their nuts chopped off, and they should never get out of jail.

Disclaimer: While stating my opinion that pedophiles should have their nuts cut off, I was in no way, shape, or form threatening to do it myself. I'm just a peace-loving redneck who hates libs, and who wants all children to be left alone by sickos...

Navydad,
No offense taken. :)
I enjoy joshing as much as the next person.
I love the internet. To me its like going down to the A&P when I was kid and meeting everyone to spin some tall tales and then get a good laugh at the amount of BS I told.
Sometimes I like taking the opposing viewpoint, just to see where it takes the conversation.

Sometimes I like taking the opposing viewpoint, just to see where it takes the conversation.

Posted by stevomoron

So, you're a spoof?

"YRNF Chair Accused of Sexual Assault, Resigns
Glenn Murphy, Jr., the recently elected chairman of the Young Republican National Federation (also the RNC Chair for Clark County, Indiana and formerly the YRNF Secretary) has been accused of sexually assaulting a sleeping man. Immediately following the accusation, he came up with an unrelated reason to resign, and the YRNF cleansed their website of his name.

Allegedly, Murphy and another YR were drunk and crashing at Murphy's sister's house. The other man apparently awoke in the morning to find Murphy giving him a non-consensual blow job. The Clark County (Indiana) Sheriff's Department is charging Murphy with "criminal deviate conduct", a Class B felony."
Another GOP hero heard from -- at least the 33-year-old "Young Republican" was with an adult -- even if the sex was not consensual.

All I can say, Saliva, is: you Donkaroaches should give us Republicans advice on how not to get caught; I'm sure there's plenty of deviant(sp) behaviour to go around.

You trolls have no ideas, so you get your jollies by playing got'cha. Must suck being you...